Aarre Elo

Finnish porn movie producer Pertsa returns from America to his home country to continue his profession with hopelessly small budgets and incompetent casts and crews. A self-ironic satire about director Donner's scandalous fame in late 1960s Finland, notorious for a graphic long shot of his penis pointing northeast.

Millipilleri

The Minister of Defence asks sergeant Körmy to take part in operation, where the United States and Russia are to hand over their nuclear weapons launch equipment and codes to neutral Finland.

Sergeant Friman is developing an automatic submarine detector that piques the interest of both, Swedish and Russian spies.

A music film whose song, dance and music performances all take place in Helsinki during one summer Saturday.