Jochen Taubert

Youngster Dogmatix, ordered by the Germanic tribe on a mission to procure wenches for his bored chieftain, is struck with a blow, along with his mace mate: the Roman Empire arrives and demands some intense bashing!

Although the Romans believe they have conquered all of Germania, a village in the mountain valley continues to resist the empire as long as Caesar's daughter remains married to the local chieftain. One day, when Dogmatix is supposed to accompany this woman to the baths, a group of renegade legionaries manages to send her over the Jordan and conscript him into their own army. As a result, the unexpected giant finds himself in dangerous tiger country, where a legendary time tree is said to be located. By means of this magical botany he undertakes an unbelievable journey, perhaps to be able to set everything right again!

An unknown force from outer space once made its way to earth 3,000 years ago, flying around as a yellow dot like a mosquito and feeding on human flesh bite by bite. A voodoo priest from the Caribbean decided to take up the fight against the evil. But even he, after banishing the alien into a shell, could hardly prevent the modern civilization of the present, or Jochen's clique, from bringing that curse back to life one day while having fun in the bath. Holidaymakers beware, the yellow danger is on the loose!

The yellow dot from space, he continues to do his mischief in terms of soul wear. However, because our interstellar colleagues are also fed up with being terrorized by this and his pocket-sized lackeys any longer, they choose Earth's choicest warrior, Peter Brockmann, to put a final and leaden end to the story.

Jochen and his brother Alexander, called "The Car Cannibals," really only steal the best: Ferraris and Porsches. Their ancestors in the Wild West were horse thieves and shot their way out of trouble. Can the love of a woman set them on the right path?

There is no end to the spook: After the yellow dot from outer space had already caused all kinds of damage before, it now decides to drive into the bodies of the nice guys next door, who from now on look for their new victims from door to door with carts, guns and blades. Soon the army must also move out and fight against a whole crowd of obsessed karate fighters, but the final battle is thus far from being defeated, as long as the massacre rages in everyone within Stadtlohn.

Charly is a complete loser who forms a gang to rescue his sister from a vampire.

At a wedding, the pregnant bride has a premature birth. Many years later there is a bloody series of murders, because the child of that time, now physically and mentally damaged by terrible abuse, begins a cruel vendetta. The "slaughter of the devil" begins.

In a "death zone", a self-proclaimed "leader" with his 5-man army and zombie mutants created by him wants to take over the rule. For this he must first pursue three women dressed in lingerie through a German mixed forest ...

Camping at the bathing lake is what the young ladies of today like - but the vacation is quickly disturbed when two guys come up with a very special idea to catch the young vegetables on the fly: A cannibal trap! It's a matter of setting it up and waiting for someone to fall in, that's how easy it is! It comes as it must come: Karin and Uta "fall" for it - and look: The thing runs, love is in the air. But who digs a pit for others, soon falls into one with snakes himself...

Ferdinand is a forklift driver at "Koenig Ferrari". When the boss's pretty daughter is in danger, he rescues her. In gratitude, the boss promotes Ferdinand from forklift driver to Ferrari test driver! The chaos takes its course.

Aliens have landed on Earth! They are in search of fresh blood! The aliens have chosen female menstruation as their main food source. No "Bloody Mary" is safe from the intergalactic vampires! But a fearless troop under the leadership of the village idiot Jockel Rangebumm faces the monsters! True to the motto: "You want blood? Then come and get it!" the astro-zombies are properly heated up!

Bob is a stereotype of a construction worker. He's not particularly hard-working and his thoughts are only on food and women. His hard-working boss, the site manager, doesn't like that at all. While working with his excavator, Bob comes across an old bomb. When he tries to retrieve it, there is an explosion and Bob inexplicably gets into the hostile time of the Nazi regime, somehow just tries to get back to today and has to survive a lot...

On the shores of a deserted island, a band of pirates anchors with the intention of digging up a legendary treasure of gold. In their expedition, however, they have made the bill without hooded murderous monks, who populate the island in droves, all intruders, which they get hold of, cruelly slaughter and even eat from the flesh of their enemies. A randomly passing blonde and her conditionally defensive bodyguard round out the well-groomed chaos.

Ferdinand doesn't have it easy: first he falls in love with his boss's daughter of all people among 100 hot girls, then he finds out that the company is dealing weapons. When the police suspect him and are on his ass from then on, he makes a foolhardy decision. Armed with a red Ferrari and a MIG jet fighter, he goes to war in Siberia against the Russian mafia and its diabolical leader. His mission: to save the company and his life, and incidentally win the heart of his beloved. A murderous battle to the death begins...

Strange things are going on in the sleepy little town of Stadtlohn. A doctor at the local hospital is experimenting with his patients to turn them into will-less "exhibitionist killers". Unfortunately, the first leather coat creature manages to escape to his family. But strangely enough, the exposure results in his immediate death. The sister of the noodle wielder is not at all pleased about this and wants to inform the police about the mad doctor. In the meantime, he has created a whole army of perverted murderers and sends them out to destroy the witnesses. A bloody butchery marathon takes its course.

A deranged violent criminal makes the area unsafe. In his sick brain he goes through a total psychosis and thinks that all beautiful girls are butterflies. After escaping from the inner city again, he sets out to kill all the butterflies. The lunatic's father is an influential millionaire and desperately tries to protect his son from the police and co. There are masses of conflicts and liters of "blood".

Who says Sleeping Beauty is a girl? We know that it is a male vampire who is just waiting to be awakened by a kiss. Because death is only the beginning...

A fanatical Nazi colonel holds a terrible secret weapon in his hands and can be stopped at the last second by a Russian spyka. Their blitzkrieg love results in two children, Romeo and Juliet, who grow up under fundamentally different ideologies. And while mad scientist Romeo tries to find the formula for his father's chemical weapon, it's up to big-breasted Juliet to stop the Nazi threat!

The earth is about to be invaded. What fate will our planet suffer? And as if that's not enough, Kalle falls in love with Sheeba, who happens to be the commander of the invading troops.

Forklift driver Klaus returns - Now the boss has to drive. The chaos continues to take its course!!! Due to food poisoning, many workers are down in the company. After a long search for new forklift drivers, the boss himself goes as a teacher on the forklift and thus makes " the buck to the gardener ".No idea of the technology , no safety measures and in addition coke comes into play. The colleagues, girls and the daily work routine offer enough distraction and provide for bumps, accidents and funerals on the continuous line.

Beate Thruse develops special female, human-like robots with Catwoman costumes for lonely, desperate men without sex lives. But unfortunately the Cats are all defective and have to be withdrawn. Unfortunately too late, because in the small town of Stadtlohn, the tame Cats have mutated into killer cats.

Stefan, Davina and John work for Channel 4 News. It's no ordinary news program, because it deals with topics that no other station dares to report on. Who else would bring news about aliens, werewolves, zombies and vampires? Channel 4 news

When an outcast cop receives a lead to the location of a notorious assassin, he sets out to find him but walks directly into a trap. Beat up and knocked out, he wakes up in Breakdown Forest, the most dangerous place on earth; a large-scale battle arena in the wilderness. It’s a fight to the death and only the strongest will survive.

The military has developed a new biological warfare agent. A corrupt officer wants to sell the death virus to the Mafia. Since the leading doctor died during the tests, a replacement is needed quickly. The replacement is quickly found, but he steals the agent and runs off with it. Now begins a bloody hunt for the doctor and his two daughters...

The Maniac Killer, is brought back to life by his mother by means of a mysterious voodoo spell. The ruthless butcher immediately resumes his cruel mischief. Who will stop him? The stupid sheik or the police?

Miller, a badly injured cowboy, hears about a magic potion that is supposed to heal all wounds. He wants to get hold of it at any cost. But two men of God fearlessly stand in his way...

An Indian girl is almost raped by Civil War soldiers while hunting. A general prevents worse and when the general's adjutant is badly wounded, she gives him life with the help of a snake's venom. But the poison changes the officer.