Divorced high school PE teacher Gilberto falls in love with Margherita, unaware she's the mother of Paolina, a student who's been sending him "I love you" notes written in all the languages of the world.
During a séance with some friends, divorced carny Gualtiero successfully conjures the spirit of Marilyn Monroe, who'll help him win his family back.
Count Dracula trades Transylvania for Italy in search of fresh blood and Western standards of living, but finds instead his ancient love Zora, reincarnated as a young graffiti artist from the Roman hip-hop scene.
