Brianna Oppenheimer

Amelia hesitantly follows her husband’s dream of heading west during the 1848 California gold rush. His rash decision to go ahead of the caravan results in his death at the hands of Indians, but Amelia survives. Alone in a wilderness that she never wanted to travel, she must find civilization with virtually no survival skills or supplies.

Centered around new age douche-bag / weed farmer, Sage, who divides the commune in Topanga Canyon that he shares with his best friend Max, and their multiple girlfriends, after Sage accuses Max of stealing his kale chips recipe to launch his fad health products line to success. Sage makes a deal with big-time drug lord / gangster rapper, Honey Bear, to train Sage as his protégé in his pride-fueled ploy to one-up his now ex-best friend, and take back what he believes is rightfully his: Alpha Hippie status.

A group of B-string superheroes go on a reality show in hopes of hitting the big time.

When the single life in Los Angeles becomes too much to bear alone, a meter maid and a fanny pack designer rekindle their failed relationship.