Patrick Askin

A deranged undertaker kills various people to keep as his friends in his seedy funeral home.

A law firm brings in its "fixer" to remedy the situation after a lawyer has a breakdown while representing a chemical company that he knows is guilty in a multi-billion dollar class action suit.

A modern-day comedy and murder mystery inspired by the many classic Hollywood comedies of the 1930s. Essentially, the movie invokes the sparkling, witty spirit of these films and recreates it in an upscale, modern-day, gay setting. The two primary characters are a very wealthy, attractive, gay couple, one older, the other younger who have returned to New York City in order to get married. However, they end up embarking on a crime-solving adventure.

Meet photographer, Chet. He's obsessed with finding "Miss Right." And it looks like Jazz will fit the bill. After all, she has all the right parts, in all the right places, and it's all the right size! (Plus, she was the "body double" for Julie Roberts in Pretty Woman!) She's the leader of an unemployed all - female band. And her buddy Mad Dog knows a perfect way to help Jazz out - he'll put on a bikini contest that will draw everyone's attention. Everyone - including the cops! And when Chet, Jazz and Mad Dog end up as roommates in a beach house, they're in for a summer they'll never forget. And neither will you!

Two rich girls take a homelss man in and he teaches them about the real world. Meanwhile, their family has problems: the husband's kind of kinky and the wife has "issues." But don't fret for this wacky crew - it's a comedy with a happy ending. The girls put on a rock 'n' roll concert at the beach and all is well in bikini land!