An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
After getting kicked out for being gay, 18-year-old Theo is dumped at a Catholic church to be "cured" and finds his new priest is young, hot and a huge jerk who makes Theo his personal altar boy.
