At 30 years old, Opie is a virgin whose existence is made up of watching pornography and eating junk food. One day a drug dealer named Thai mistakenly comes to his door. She decides to help Opie by finding him a good woman.
A terrorist force rises from the third world. It's target: The United Stated Of America. The US Military creates a special new mission strike force to exterminate the terrorists. The threat has come, prepare for war.
A father recounts to his children - through a series of flashbacks - the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother.
