A dwarf named Ed falls in love with a big woman named Linda. He cuts her open and climbs into her womb to be "born again."
A vampire, a nihilist, and a murderous dwarf with super powers, come together, aided by the powers of a young woman's magical penis, to fulfill an ancient prophecy and battle an ancient demon.
After seeing a young woman kidnapped and taken to a house, a popular horror video blogger decides to go into the house, armed with only his camera, to see what he can find. Then the residents come home.
