Jeff Dolniak

Bobby and Karen are in love. When Bobby proposed, it should have been the happiest day of their lives, but their neighbor, voodoo priestess Esmerelda, has other plans. With the help of a mystical severed head, Esmerelda plots her revenge through the eyes of a killer blow-up doll.

Oranges: Revenge of the Eggplant tells a tale of action, adventure, and most importantly revenge. After rescuing the president in Bananastan, Dr. Sunkyst decides to retire from an 80 year long career as an action scientist. However, Sunkyst is recruited to take over as the new college professor at the Orange university shortly after his retirement. Sunkyst befriends three students, Jessica - an intelligent stripper, Jerome - an angry apple who mistrusts oranges, and Erik - a dim witted frat guy who is easily bossed around. Sunkyst's presence at the school eventually causes numerous deaths and lots of action and adventure because we soon discover an evil force from his past is lurking on campus planning revenge.

Mama's back and she's pissed! What happens when a group of idiots decide to repeat their greatest failure only making it more failure-y? Yeah. This happens. This is the sequel to the critically-hated, barely watchable Back Woods! If you thought that was bad, check this out! Luther! Deke! Mr. Havershamp! A Weird Nun! Bad Acting! Horrible Camera Work! And laser beams. LOTS of laser beams. Directed by Sir Andrew Blackhawk.

The disastrous sequel to The Beast of Yucca Flats. Why? Why not?