John Bennett

A microwave is given sentience and immortality.

On the worst day of his life, a man encounters a merry friend who unexpectedly lifts his spirits.

A look at the life of a man and his hat and his beard.

Staying late in their office on a Friday night, a motley crew of click-bait article authors are tasked with finding the top thirteen scariest online videos in preparation for a Halloween roll-out. When an early entry promises to curse whoever watches the cryptic link, our snarky writers must distinguish fact from fiction before a crescendo of paranormal disturbances lead to real-life murders.

When a virginal artist falls in love with a call girl, she turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their god and destroying mankind.

Creep on down to the crypt and join undead dame Aurora Gorealis for Shocktail Hour, a hilarious horror show crawling with a ghoulish cast of characters, twisted takes on classic fright flicks, and devilish drink demos. First, it’s complete lunacy when Aurora transforms the show into a werewolf sanctuary under the glow of a full blood moon. Then, Aurora digs up the living dead for a re-animated romp with an army of zombies. Finally, it’s slime time with Aurora’s 2021 Blobfest Variety Show.