Drew Bolduc

The water is tainted. The Taint poisons the minds of men. It turns them into raging misogynists: monsters who want nothing more than to crush women's heads with rocks (or other objects). When society is transformed into a land of sadistic violence and horrible brutality, it is up to Phil O'Ginny and his hot friend, Misandra, to combat the horrible evil that is The Taint. Can they survive a world brimming with castration and endless head crushing?!

The only thing Abdul ever wanted was to write classical poetry. Instead he unknowingly ends up working for demons that commission him to write the most evil book of sorcery known to man: the Necronomicon. It’s an epic tale of evil vs. slightly less evil as an inter-dimensional battle rages between horrific monsters of the H.P. Lovecraft mythos. Earth is the battleground, and it’s up to one human to save the world; the very man that haphazardly awoke the monsters in the first place - Abdul Alhazred.