Deacon Blue

Village maidens beware! Dr. Ticklestein and his bizarre associate Igore are at it again. This time they've constructed the monster, Frankentickle, to assist them in their dirty deeds. One by one, the most beautiful girls in the village are taken, stripped, bound, and tickled senseless. All this horror is done in the futile quest for the elusive "T" spot.

Beautiful Suzie Star's visit to Hollywood starts out like a dream come true. No sooner does she arrive in Tinseltown that she's offered the starring role in her first movie. However, on her first day of shooting she finds this movie experience is not quite what she expected. In fact, she's been kidnapped by pornographers, who force into starring in their bondage movie.

Enjoy a collection of the best of Scottish rock and pop drawn from the BBC archives to celebrate St Andrew's Day, including performances by Texas, Travis, Lulu, Emeli Sande and Deacon Blue.