Daniel Watson

Barry, a mild mannered dimwit from somewhere the Northwest of England, attempts to elicit the help of his former lover, Linda, in a local social club after brutally murdering his grandmother with a hammer. After much cajoling, Barry treats Linda and the local punters to a surreal bovine display.

A man is preparing for his first day of work at his first ever job whilst his good friend tells him stories about a man made of ice cream.