A zombie kept in hiding by his niece and nephew for over forty years suddenly becomes famous when the world discovers he can talk and reason as though he were alive. As his popularity grows, he is discovered by zombie hunters who want to kidnap him and hunt him for sport.
Michelle is the night auditor of the Sleepytime Inn, where she handles irate guests with insane complaints, incompetent coworkers, stingy bosses, and physically exhausting adventures.
Rick Sloan inherited a real pain in the neck when his parents passed; a storage unit containing the remains of Count Dracula. Drugs aren't the only thing ravaging wild and wonderful West Virginia; the warm blood of the living no longer satisfies the Prince of Darkness, he must have the intoxicating blood of the addicted. Now it's up to Rick and a ragtag band of vampire hunters to defeat the hopped up undead before they suck and smoke their way through society.
