Four roommates are thrown into a chaotic frenzy when they discover there's a missing bottle of beer lost in their dorm, minutes before a mandatory room inspection. The residents of Room 801 must beat the clock and keep their R.A. satisfied and clueless, all while dealing with the consequences of their drunken actions from the night before.
As punishment for underage drinking, a group of college students is tasked with finding a trophy in an abandoned fraternity house, unaware that the trophy is a conduit for an ancient evil.
On the first day of his new job, a neurotic, self-proclaimed "perfectionist" goes insane while trying to fix a painting across from his desk that refuses to stay straight.
A young boy attempting to escape the mundanity of junior high runs away into the woods, only to find a preschooler who snuck into his backpack. Together, the two embark on an adventure full of excitement, hand-to-hand combat, monkeys, and friendship.
Phallic Don is killed and reincarnated, spurring him into confrontation with his age-old nemesis, Lord Megaf*cker.