False As A Beach follows Ursula, Gertrude and Ruby, three emancipated young women wiling away the hours as a halcyon apocalypse brings the world to a close.
Penny returns to her childhood home for the Appleton Show and its 'world famous' potato race, she is outraged that the men's first prize pays out $2,000 and the winning woman's prize is only $200. She is determined to right this wrong.
