A troublesome young fellow named Gilgamarsh develops strangely goblin-esque behaviors due to the unexpected fusion of trashy music and shredded cheese. Will his roommates, Frompkin and Monarcus, be able to save Gilgamarsh from himself?
Third-grader Austin Snetsky is tasked give a late-birthday present to his classmate Egbert. This simple decision will affect him for years on end in ways he could never have imagined.
A weary hitman— who must bash his own head with a hammer in order to enter a murderous state of parasomnia— is promised freedom from self-mutilation upon the completion of one last hit job.
