Gordon McGill

A gangster's former mistress hooks up with a troupe of circus midgets who, as a sideline, rob banks and casinos.

A Romanian vampire-hunter tracks Dracula's servant to Los Angeles, home of the last of his line.

A nerdy virgin who spends most of his waking hours dreaming about big-busted, naked women gets a job catering at a film festival party that is chock full of his "dream girls". Unfortunately, he finds himself involved in a Mafia jewel-smuggling plot and must impersonate a Mafia don who he has inadvertently caused to die of a heart attack.

After witnessing a man's death in a bizzare accident, Father Pergado goes on a spiritual retreat, where he encounters his alien double bent on world conquest.