William Gilbert

Captain David Dale, commanding officer of the Earth Starship Longtree, travels to Olaria IV with his crew, Lt. Lizago and Lobster Woman, to greet the sentient life of the planet. However, while there, they get caught in the middle of a war between the Googlins and the Goglins, and seek to put an end to the conflict once and for all. THE OLARIA CHRONICLES is a thrilling Sci-Fi adventure from visionary filmmaker, William Kent. In this picture, he explores the themes of war, colonialism, and the very meaning of life itself. All views expressed in the film are those of the one and only William Kent.

When threatened with getting kicked out of a cannibal cult, a young woman is confronted by a monster who forces her to make a difficult decision that could mean losing everything she's ever known. Meanwhile, the cult members navigate the societal structure of the cult, and kidnap a young man for their next meal.

Follows various sections of a party within the same 30 seconds.

When the bowling alley is taken over by evil business man/landlord Gunner Grubenheimer, Pin Down Peter and Matt Johnson must do everything in their power to stop him and his evil deeds, all the while standing up for what’s right against seemingly insurmountable odds.

On October 7th, 2024, the worst interview of all time was filmed. This footage has been released to the public for their amusement.