The Crapkeeper hosts two stories combining highbrow entertainment with kung fu action, alien adventure and vampire lesbian sex.
It follows Tony and Spat. They have to smoke lots of weed before a vampire pizza party goes all wrong. Screaming Jay pigeons has to rip out vampires eyes to travel to another dimension to save his love and fight the lizard people.
Alexis Walker lost her mother and brother in a home invasion. Now Alexis has become a vigilante and walks the streets in search of vengeance. All the while a serial killer known as The South Bay Slasher adds more victims to his list.
