Jake Lindley

After contemplating his pathetic life whilst staring at a turned off TV, Geoff decides to steal a £375,000,000.46 spoon from Banbury Police Headquarters with his equally pathetic friend, Fil. However, a powerful Detective Inspector learns of the missing spoon and plans to arrest the criminals that took it, even if he has to kill everyone in Banbury to do it.

After stealing 3 Gold Bars from a powerful convoy, 2 close brothers are forced to flee across the desert to escape a revenge fueled Armada.

Based on the terrifying story by Mark Edwards, this f***ing piece of s**t was made in November 2022 and follows the story of Mark being haunted by a book.