Chris Bohnert

Gidget’s parents sell her brain to science in order to buy a Winnebago. Years later, Gidget gets her revenge when her brain is transplanted into the corpulent body of a surfer who is investigating a plot by aliens to transform humans into loaves of french bread.

The great emancipator emerges from the sewers of L.A. to interrupt a gay slave auction, but finds show biz a more viable option for presidents these days.