Brian Rohan

From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

A highly unusual interstellar battle erupts as Jack Cucchiaio finds the one weapon that may finally end his nightmare!

A prominent film critic writes a scathing review of a new horror film, and is abducted by the film's mentally unstable director, who subjects him to an eye-opening experience.

Dealing with grief from the loss of her brother, dark secrets resurface in unexpected ways upon Ginny's arrival home.