The Lame Ranger

In the beginning there was nothing, then God created existence, then Adam and it was going to be Adam's job to start the whole "procreation" thing, there was just one slight problem - Adam was going to need to talk to Eve first.

A parable based on the life of Christ. This ain't your father's Bible story, full of references about the destruction of the world through massive constipation and a New Mexican setting.

Five vixens from Venus are sent to Earth to bring back sperm samples to their planet, which is dying out because there are no men left on it. After they land, they find that it's not all that difficult persuading Earthmen to help them in their quest.

A small town has made an industry out of Bigfoot sightings and ancillary merchandising. All this may come to an end very soon though, as a local businessman hopes to trap Bigfoot once and for all, in order to get all the publicity gravy.

An English dreamer experiences both the beauty and harshness of nature when he relocates to the Canadian prairie.

The nephew of a librarian must go collect a 200 year old book, "The Book of Ulthar." that should have never been checked out by the Evil Count Orlock cause one of the spells in it could bring about the end of the world. During his trip to the castle, he meets Marissa, a gorgeous rock star and heir to the castle's fortune. There they must confront the only other heir to the fortune and the book, Uncle Byron; and Uncle Byron and his 3 adopted nieces all have very, very, very broad smile.

Three stories based on O. Henry novels. (1) Bob Tidball recovers $30,000 in pristine credit cards from a bandit’s sack and races across the plains until his horse breaks its leg. Forced to mount Dodson’s stallion, he’s ambushed and killed by “Shark” Dodson, who seizes the entire loot. (2) A thief slips through a third-floor window to steal a stack of bills from a sleeping gentleman’s dressing table. When the homeowner awakens and raises only one hand against the revolver—his other immobilized by a sudden rheumatic attack—the would-be robber reconsiders his plan. (3) Sam and Bill, two small-time grifters short $2,000 for their swindle, decide to kidnap Ebeneger Dorset’s young son. They demand exactly that sum as ransom, setting in motion a desperate bargain.

In a quiet village eagerly awaiting Indonesian Independence Day, a group of children are chosen to be the "Tim Merah Putih" to guard the sacred flag, the flag that is always flown during the annual August 17th ceremony. However, three days before the ceremony, the flag goes missing. Eight children from various cultural backgrounds—Betawi, Papua, Medan, Tegal, Central Java, Makassar, Manado, and Chinese—unite in a heroic mission: to save the mysteriously missing sacred red and white flag.

A movie based on the Spanish comic strip of the same name.

At a crossroads, a young drug dealer risks losing everything when he decides to either embrace a life of crime or get out before it’s too late.

A clueless wannabe movie star moves to LA and goes viral for all the wrong reasons, only to evolve into a slightly less terrible version of himself. #blessed

Cantinflas and three friends return a stolen necklace to an actress who invites them to be extras at Clasa studios. While on the set, he falls asleep and dreams that he is d'Artagnan, fighting on behalf of Queen Anne.

Things get a bit randy in this version of Mary Shelley's immortal classic about... immortality. Just as our resident mad scientist is about to bring his creature back to life, he is forced to use a sub-standard brain. The Cinematic Titanic crew offer more hilarious commentary as they set their sights on a Frankenstein's castle chock full of angry villagers, grave robbers, and skinny dippers.

A cargo-ship-piloting alien is on his usual livestock abduction route when an angry farmer sneaks aboard the ship disguised as a cow, with a burning desire for vengeance.

Grandpa Manolis, Spyretos, Zonk and kids Emmanuel, Fotis, Nikolis are traveling out of Space Melody without sense of music. Evil Ludwiga Gena Orchestron tries to steal melodies secret from old Grandpa Manolis...so what's going to happen?

Two men who have been friends since childhood find themselves on opposite ends of the law.

The cast of MTV's 'Teen Wolf' teams up with Funny or Die and gives Charlie Brown a spooky twist.

Everyone's favorite martial artist ""Bruce"" winds up fighting for his life and soul in hell against an evil Warlord intent on making him mincemeat - and he has recruited some of the 1970s most iconic B-movie characters to help dispatch the great one. But when that won't do the trick, he uses monsters, mummies and beautiful women to get the little dragon at any cost.

The lives of two roommates and a mysterious man intertwine in a tale of conflict and clashing within close quarters.

Jaunty young policeman Danny Dolan falls in love with waterfront cafe waitress Helen Riley.