89 min
3.3
1995
USA
"To Protect and Serve" takes on a whole new meaning when the Vice Academy girls are on the case. Candy and her new partner Samantha are back in an all new wild adventure! The wicked nymphomaniac, Malathion, has broken out of prison again and is on the rampage. The vice girls must bust her before she can seduce the Commissioner and destroy his wedding plans. Malathion, with the help of her new boy-toy, wreaks havoc and sexual hi-jinks as only she knows how. Will Candy and Samantha be triumphant, or will Malathion succeed with her dastardly plot?
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GenerationofSwine wrote:Breasts. Generally when you see a movie like this, you know that the basic story is going to be about breasts. This one isn't, this is more about undies. It's almost like this was a movie made like the movies that are made about breasts, but with a different fetish... undies.
However, it does have horrible acting. And when you sit down for these movies and the acting is good it almost makes you do a double take. And it does have male characters that look like they came out of the adult industry wearing costumes that don't seem to fit right and in a manner that you would never, ever, see a police officer wear his uniform... almost as if they were in the adult industry, so there is that too.
And the acting is over-the-top, which is another trope. The special effects are, well, they pretty much aren't there. And the lighting comes out at you like it was done by a guy that took Studio Lighting 101 and passed it with a participation trophy.
"And the plot?" Come on, are you really asking that, of course there isn't much of a plot, and of course no one is actually watching this for a story. These movies are watched for campy fun and a plot would take away from the camp.
So.... it hits it's marks. You aren't going to laugh with it, you're going to laugh at it, and that is what these movies are made to do.
Mission success.
