Two Girls Are in Love with Foolshead

Cretinetti fails as an amateur thief.

Cretinetti tries to bring a gift to his sweetheart. He loses the flowers. The tableware set breaks into pieces. Finally he buys a piano, but in the great chaos he is stuffed inside it.

Moving Cretinetti style: a tornado of furniture.

A quarrel in a club room leads to a duel between two of the characters. Honor is satisfied by the usual "continental scratch" and the affair ends. Foolshead, however, has been a witness of the combat and is smitten with the duel fever, so a series of highly amusing scenes are witnessed in which Foolshead endeavors to get somebody to fight with him. Finally he gets a good beating for his pains, assaults the police and is arrested.

Cretinetti meddles with things and lands into trouble every time, having his head forged on an anvil and falling into a pit on a construction site.

Cretinetti wakes up in the middle of his sleep and finds himself in outlandish situations, walking through a mirror and falling through the roof.

A car salesman is trying to sell a car to a prospective buyer.

Saturday night's just aren't the same without Ant & Dec's Takeaway, so here's TV's favourite Geordie duo putting in the best bits, re-heating them, adding a few extra toppings and serving them together for this special Home Delivery.

Sir Robert Chiltern is a successful Government minister, well-off and with a loving wife. All this is threatened when Mrs Cheveley appears in London with damning evidence of a past misdeed. Sir Robert turns for help to his friend Lord Goring, an apparently idle philanderer and the despair of his father. Goring knows the lady of old, and, for him, takes the whole thing pretty seriously.

In an art gallery, a secret agent meets a contact to exchange information about the imminent collapse of the Eastern Bloc.

A young Punjabi couple doesn't reveal their relationship to their parents, but then the girl's parents find an NRI groom for her. To make matters worse, mobile networks shut down in the area for three days.

When Miranda makes bad decisions about her love life, a possessed tampon enters to take care of business.

1975: A 200-ton blue whale gets washed up on a local beach and the kids think it’s the biggest thing that’s ever happened in Australia. Behind closed doors, the Mums and Dads of a quiet suburban street are going to celebrate in their own special way, by joining the sexual revolution and throwing a wife-swapping key party. And like the rotting whale, it’s all about to go spectacularly wrong.

Monólogos de un hombre incierto

Young cello player Nastya is besotted with Yura and wants him to be her "first". But this can be too much for some men, so Nastya has to think carefully about her strategy.

Private Randle (Frank Randle) and army pals, Privates Young (Dan Young) and Enoch (Robbie Vincent) are invited by Private Desmond (Pat McGrath) to spend some off-duty time at his stately home. Private Desmond is too busy courting an ATS girl (Antoinette Lupino) to notice the squaddies are running riot in his house.

A young boy, Bjørn, discovers on his 17th birthday that his problems with the girls might not be self-inflicted.