Jochen Malmsheimer - Halt Mal Schatz

Jochen Malmsheimer: Halt mal, Schatz!

Ana only has one complex: she has very small tits! In a world "Tits Oriented", she will have to assume her complex and start a fight to get over it. But with a lot of humor.

To secure custody of her son from her gaslighting trash-bag ex, Mallory's only hope is to find Santa Claus and convince him to testify in her divorce hearing.

Four salesmen Alan, Ian, Steve and Tim are on their way to a conference where only one of them is guaranteed promotion. There is much bickering, Steve is perpetually sick and gets put in the boot, the C.D. player jams and they have a run-in with a Range Rover driver. When the car breaks down in a snowstorm they wind up in a deserted cottage with a shotgun-wielding, diabetic woman.

Upon discovering her fiancé cheated, Claire (Louise Linton), a witty, driven fashion columnist, jilts her husband-to-be at the altar. In the weeks that follow she loses her job and hits rock bottom. With nothing to lose, Claire turns to online dating and social media to launch her retaliatory dating streak. When her dating exploits go viral, things begin to take a toll. But when she runs into her first love, Kyle (Sam Page) will he ignite the fire or put out the flames?

Come far litigare mamma e papà

Stanley Kwan's 1992 short film starring Josephine Siao and Maggie Cheung

Ari Budiman (Dimas Anggara) with his friends, Togar Simanjuntak (Lolox) and Suketi (Muhadkly Acho), face a classic problem after completion of study: finding a job. Suketi accepts a job in a company, but not Ari, while Togar chooses to open a workshop. Jobless makes Ari Budiman discouraged. Tiur, Togar’s sister, continues to encourage him. Ari then works at Glory Oil, who he assumes a big oil companies, but it turns out only a lubircant distributor. So he is a lubricant salesman. Having experienced the difficulty as a lubricant salesman, Ari is called to fill the position of IT Manager. It turns out that the company makes a wrong call. It should be another Ari Budiman. Unintentional mistake is maximized by Ari.

Tri (Ray Sahetapy) is a successful entrepreneur with his advertising company, Bamboom, but also a failed father. His sons Aris (Pandji Pragiwaksono) and Rachmat (David Saragih) grow up as spoiled and arrogant young men. One day following a strife between Aris and a client of his, Tri contrives a plot to fake his death and bequeathe his wealth to a scavenger he meets on the street, Odi (Ence Bagus). But the plan doesn’t go well. In fact Tri really dies. In the blink of an eye his death turns Aris and Rachmat’s lives upside down. According to their father’s will, they have no right whatsoever to claim their father’s assets. They suddenly are impoverished while Odi made rich. Not only losing wealth, Aris also loses his girlfriend, Imelda (Tara Basro). He and Rachmat, who never get along before, must now join forces to find their mother, Asri (Ratna Riantiarno), who apparently still lives, and in affluence too.

"Oleg Ptitsyn Died", "Oleg Ptitsyn In Jail" - headlines in all the newspapers and magazines about the famous rock musician. Actually he is undergoing treatment in one of city hospitals. Kate, a teenage girl from the same hospital, which neglects all the doctors and even her own mother becomes his companion in misfortune. Oleg decides to help the girl to get well and love life.

In the pressure-cooker environment of Hong Kong’s education system, students grapple with a relentless barrage of exams and mind-numbing lectures. The strain becomes so overwhelming that it leads many students down the path of rebellion. Mr. Tai (Lui Wai-hung) is a dedicated, albeit nerdy, high school biology teacher who finds himself with his hands full, contending with a group of troublesome teenagers. These unruly students go to great lengths to make Mr. Tai’s life a living nightmare, often with comically disastrous consequences. Amidst this chaos, Ye Feng plays the role of the father of the protagonist. He inadvertently gets caught up in the raucous antics and pandemonium that unfold within the school. This film marked Ye Feng’s final appearance in cinema.

A hawker, pursued by the law, finds refuge in a garage and finds there a former comrade who has become a mechanic. As he looks like a car driver, he finds himself forced to sit behind the wheel of a car to participate in a race, but not knowing how to drive, he finds himself dead last.

Henry is lured by old pal Hale into a night on the town despite fears that his wife will discover their hijinks.

An oil-rich rube who aspires to stardom is bilked by a phony acting school.

A mix-up in hotel rooms leads one young man into lots of trouble. And he's in danger of losing his girl too.

Yae and Kiku, daughters of drapers in Edo, must travel to Kyoto in place of their sickly fathers to attend to some businesses affairs. On their way to Kyoto, the two ladies are ambushed by a group of bandits. However a good Samaritan named Santaro comes to their rescue. Santaro is aiding a young samurai named Sanshiro who is on an official mission to deliver a message to a noble in Kyoto. When Yae and Kiku discover that a gang of assassins is after Sanshiro, they decide to help Sanshiro to complete his mission.

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