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A company president gets framed with a food-poisoning scandal and the only person who can help him is the evening cleaning-woman, who always seems to be at the right place at the right time.

What kind of monster would desecrate a bowl of Kellogg’s Cornflakes like this??

The third installment to this fun series is comprised of smaller shorts, each with its own story and lovely lads. In Love Me Even If You Don't, a muscular farm boy who has spent years entertaining straight boys realizes he needs something different. He zeroes in on a blond neighbor with a 10" dick to quench his love thirst. The second short features Shawn Lane and Brenden Black finding themselves in a photo session... totally turned on. The third short, starring is about a gay guy who, with the help of his girlfriend, manages to lure a boy into a hysterical web of deceit. In the fourth short, Jordan Rivers has the daunting task of researching the campus heteros and finding who of them has had sex with another man... term papers can be hell. The sixth and final short is the story of a gay snob who gets his comeuppance.

Henry is a big, fat country boy with three passions. He likes eggs, milk and girls. He steals the eggs from the nests, sucks their contents, and refills the shells with water. When the family sit down to breakfast and the shells are broken the crime is discovered and Farmer Jones places a big bear trap, covered with straw, in front of the nests.

The Milk We Drink is a 1913 movie starring Roscoe Arbuckle.

Medfield College science major Dexter Riley and his classmates have been working on a new vitamin compound when a lab accident creates a supercharged mix that ends up in Dexter's cereal box, giving him superhuman strength. The powerful formula comes to the attention of the college dean and two rival cereal companies, touching off a hilarious chain of events.

In the 1980 French countryside, farmer Jojo and his ill-tempered wife Lulu hate each other, though their respective interests speak against divorce. The only thing that keeps the oppressed Jojo from murder is the threat of the guillotine...

In a packed courtroom, Butch Long vows revenge on 'squealers' Laurel and Hardy whose evidence has helped to send him to prison. Frightened, the boys plan to leave town and advertise for someone to share expenses with them. The woman who answers the ad is actually Butch's girlfriend. Meanwhile Butch escapes and hides in a trunk in his girlfriend's apartment where he gets locked inside. Not realizing who it is, Stan and Ollie finally manage to get the trunk open and then Butch exacts his revenge.

An ambitious coffee salesman has a series of improbable and ironic adventures seemingly designed to challenge his naive idealism.

In this wacky military spoof, Lemmon plays a terminally bored Army private waging a war of wits as he tries to throw a party under the nose of his obnoxious commanding officer.

On the worst day of his life, a man encounters a merry friend who unexpectedly lifts his spirits.

George is the scapegoat of his classmates. One day he cracks and shoots them. His best and only friend Blaise is accused in his place and sentenced to 7 years in a psychiatric hospital. At the day of his release, Blaise realizes he only has one family: his best friend George. But he does not want to hear about his childhood friend, as he tries to integrate with the “Chivers” a gang whose members wear red jackets and boots, drink milk, drive sport trucks and play an incomprehensible and violent game that mixes cricket and mental arithmetic.

A nice man takes the viewer through the top 10 ways in which to store milk.

A mockumentary taking a comic-look at how the Lewinsky scandal is perceived in the year 2028.

Milchgeld. Ein Kluftingerkrimi

Marlin (Joe Wilcox) and his slightly crazy but loving wife Elvira (Lauren Campbell) are having money troubles in the 1940’s. Marlin seems to have caught his lucky break when a powerful person in the war is interested in him making a propaganda movie for him. Unfortunately the couple may have bitten off more than they could chew.

A young woman in search of love tries to figure out why she has a lot of stomach trouble, but instead gets sent to therapy.

Following a night of unfortunate circumstances, Jeff gets a scary nightmare.

An average farmer has a not so average day.