Captain Caulk

L'Intégrule 2 - Les Nuls

My name is Arnaud. I’m going to perform in the Trio show with Baptiste and Jérémy. I’ve been tasked with writing the pitch for the show. As I write these lines, I have no idea what it’s going to be. But roughly, here’s how it’ll go: we’re going to write a show, and it probably won’t go as planned because of one person. Apparently, me. Thanks to my vast experience, I’ll save the evening. Baptiste will follow me blindly because he loves me. Jérémy will yell at me. Because he’s an idiot. But one thing’s for sure: you’re going to laugh a lot. And so will we.

Yacine Belhousse : 2023

Ron Ervin returns to his hometown to talk growing up in middle America, big city life and what it’s like living in the smallest apartment in New York City.

In this uplifting animated romcom, sloth DJ couple Bobo and Bibi travel to Miami to headline the Beach Sloth Festival. But between airport mishaps, sunset rituals, and a series of socially awkward moments, nerves start to creep in. With love, humor, and just the right touch of chaos, Bobo & Bibi in Miami is a hilarious, feel-good, and deeply relatable story that celebrates the kind of love that’s thoughtful, playful, and always shows up, especially when you need it most.

In this unusual comedy, two young men attempt to finish a school project by making a short documentary. After multiple failures, one begins to descend into madness as the other documents the process.

Hakim is a professional hacker and used to muscular interrogations. But his last encounter with the Moroccan secret service will change his life forever. He will discover that his genes give him extraordinary powers. And if they manifest themselves now, it is for a very simple reason: he is the only one who can prevent a global catastrophe…

Lee Kimbrell discusses his upbringing in Kentucky, eccentric family, and life as a comedian during Covid in his debut special Mike & Molly.

Three freshly graduated adults try to educate young beggars to become street vendors, but are opposed by their fathers.

When two best friends, Matt and Alan, smoke weed-laced cigarettes, things take a bizarre turn. Alan, high out of his mind, runs off in the streets of suburban Arizona. Left behind and still dazed, the anxious and reluctant Matt is forced to search for his missing friend.

Young comedian Alex Ramirès performs his show Sensiblement Viril, directed by Alexandra Bialy, in which he explores in many ways certain aspects of modern man who accepts himself in all circumstances, from his minor failings to his most powerful choices.

Wesley thinks his roommate Max who claims he is terminally ill is secretly a vampire. Is Max telling the truth, or will his deception get the best of Wesley?

Tahnee, l'autre

A bold, personal stand-up show where Lorca shares his life as a gay man with humor, candor, and a touch of provocation. Through anecdotes about dating, sexuality, love, and loneliness, he explores modern relationships, societal norms, and the absurdities of daily life. The show mixes raw honesty, sensuality, and self-deprecating humor, addressing themes like homophobia, desire, and existential doubt. With wit and vulnerability, Lorca invites the audience into his world, balancing laughter with reflection on identity, intimacy, and human connection.

An unimpressive but well-intentioned man is given the chance to marry a popular actress, of whom he has been a hopeless fan. But what he doesn't realize is that he is being used to make the actress' old flame jealous.

A hyperactive 16-year-old named Dysie runs, jumps, and imitates flying through a backyard field in 4K slow motion. With booming sound and pure energy, he transforms a quiet space into a cinematic rush of movement and imagination.

The final entry in the Oversimplified second Punic war series. Will knock your togas off.

After falling in love with a boulder, two glyptodons brawl over their shared romantic interest.

A dozen of comedians try to pass the French national academic qualification known as "baccalauréat".

Francois-Xavier Demaison : Di(x)vin(s)