Quest for the Egg Salad

Over the past fourteen years, Jon of the Sick on Cinema podcast has been making short films and now they finally have seen the light of day. Short Shits is a compilation of all of his shorts with introductions by the man himself. Go on this cinematic journey into DIY chaos with Jon as he explains each film's backstory.

A mysterious disease overtakes the world, and the infected develop a hankering for human flesh. Jim and his fellow Cheapskate Car Rental clerks are oblivious to the changes going on right outside their door, until it literally gets right in their faces. Jim struggles with disgruntled customers, hordes of cannibals, the barely legal April, his certifiable ex-girlfriend Vix (the sexy "Terminatrix"), reconciling issues with his brother, an aversion to guns, and the "pants thing." Can Jim pull it together and rally Louisville's remaining bike gangs and defeat the infected hordes? Maybe with the help of 1000 rounds a minute minigun...

A film graduate stumbles across an alien in the woods who convinces him to help with an intergalactic television show. In it the alien travels from planet to planet torturing and killing its inhabitants.

A government agent cursed by lycanthropy goes on a dystopian fueled adventure to find his son, who has parted ways with his father.

Private Johnny Less, codename: Ramboner is out for a Sunday stroll through Mellowsville when the local sheriff, Chief Beheiny, decides to have some fun with him. It may be the last mistake Beheiny ever makes! Even with the advice of Col. Robert Young, can the law stop the man whom combat excites?

An ill-tempered businessman learns the true meaning of his favorite dirty word.

A young man who works at a nursing home uses the legendary Zodiac killer's M.O. to kill people who neglect their elderly relatives.

A bunch of zombies that are used by the government to fight in a major war in the near future get launched into space. The space shuttle gets caught in a time warp and returns to Earth in the present day. Naturally, the zombies get loose and terrorize a motley assortment of folks who are trapped inside a high school.

The mustachioed misogynistic maniac leaves half-eaten pears behind at the scene of his crimes, potentially leading to his downfall.

MP2V - a rare online video format...is specifically designed for streaming terror. Follow a day-in-the-life of two sociopaths as they travel through small town America on a road trip of terror. WATCH them as they document and film their heinous acts and create a psychotic road diary at each and every unnerving turn. MP2V will take you on a journey unlike any other conventional film.

A ritualistic serial killer is beheading victims all over a city, and those surrounding the case are pulled into his world as they try and stop him.

One soldier's fight for survival in Britain's war for the Falkland Islands.

For the past year, there have been rumors about the KroppCrew from KroppTown, set in the beautiful but bloody Saarland. BackDoorStorys is a smorgasbord of splatter, drug abuse, and grind tunes. In their 2005 debut film, the KroppCrew delivers an elegant, sometimes funny, somewhat lengthy, somewhat meaningless, but ultimately sick movie. For those unfamiliar with the amateur genre, this shit is perfection. This movie bleeds!

Constantly demeaned by his wife, Helen, after the death of their son, Dr. Luke Pratt devises a scheme to do away with her, too. But if he thinks that will silence her, he has another think coming. Now taunted by her grimacing skull, he goes slowly mad and must find a way to get rid of her... again.

A man and his girlfriend find a ring that belongs to a demon.

Saeko is invited to a gourmet that aims to be the ultimate gourmet. She has no idea that she will be eaten. She is told that the secret to great food is moderate exercise before meals, aerobics, and sex. But something becomes a bit strange. The lotion in the shower tastes like salad oil. When you she takes a shower, she can taste the salt...

Jon, Tom, and Denise accidently kill their senile old Aunt while she's looking after them while their father is away on business. Not sure what to do, they decide to dispose of the body in the rented woodchipper in the backyard. But more trouble comes a-knocking when their cousin Kim, their Aunt's son, shows up unexpectedly.

The killers are back and now hosting their own TV show broadcast secretly from their basement. They examine the fine art of murder, letting other aspiring psychos send in videos of their handiwork for the world to enjoy.

Tyler Bowie is producing a documentary on prostitutes in the Los Angeles area. He’s a Vietnam vet, he’s hooked on coke, and he has an unhealthy fixation on the ladies of the night, which leads him to meeting a host of interesting underworld characters throughout the course of the production. However, things go awry and Tyler starts to go crazy, leaving a pile of bodies in his wake.

Innocent models become human sacrifices in order to bring 2,000 year old mummies back to life! One by one they die, either by the blade, or by the savage attack of a mummy! For 2,000 years the mummies have lusted for a woman's body! And now they have six terrified victims! Clancey's character is bound and gagged and can only helplessly watch as the killer stabs her, cuts open her chest, and pulls out her heart! Will any of the women survive? Starring Michelle Caporaletti, Amanda Madison, Dawn Lewis, Clancey McCauley, Launa Kane, Cristie Clark, and Dave Castiglione as "The Mummy".