The Wrong Side of Town

Imagine, if you will, LARPers — Live Action Role Playing — but on a much larger scale, filmed by video camera, fuzzy drained video colors coalescing to give us wanderers with walking sticks in the woods, primitive video effects in the place of computer generation magic and best of all, everyone is so serious about it. Like, serious enough to get out amongst the jagger bushes and mosquitos in a loin cloth of all things. You ever pore over that old Monster Manual and have a Hook Horror LJN figure? Then you’re going to get this. Maybe you’d like to see ladies in Renaissance Faire garb sword fight one another in the hometown of William Burroughs, possibly behind a mall? Do you like dialogue like, “Do mine eyes deceive me or is it Shan-Ra?” And people bowing and saying, “My lady, I beseech you for protection?” This is that movie.

Brad Tolan is a martial arts instructor who moves to De Soto to open a karate school. he is framed by chief deputy George and his partner officer Grady for a murder he did not commit and is thrown in jail, uncertain if he will ever see a trial. with the help of a mysterious ninja, Brad escapes from jail and must evade capture while he tries to clear his name. when George forms a posse of angry townsfolk to take out the fugitive, it is up to brad and the ninja topple George and expose corruption on the force.

A young man who works at a nursing home uses the legendary Zodiac killer's M.O. to kill people who neglect their elderly relatives.

A government agent cursed by lycanthropy goes on a dystopian fueled adventure to find his son, who has parted ways with his father.

Experience the breathtaking panic and agonizing fear when a beautiful, desperate young woman escapes from her abusive husband only to become the victim of a ruthless carjacking. This film is a suspenseful wild-ride through the savage back roads of California.

Even the Fugliest person can change the course of History.

A crazed family lives in a swamp. The father's hobby is killing as many snakes as he can. One day the snakes decide to take their revenge.

The story of two teenage extraterrestrial refugees from the planet Pluto, who escape to Earth after their planet is destroyed by the US government, as it was deemed “insignificant.” For many years prior, tensions between the Plutonians and the Earthlings had seen a steady incline, as Pluto held camps where Earthlings were experimented on and tortured. The two aliens make their crash landing, undertake human form and undergo the aliases “Hugh Jainus” and “E. Rection”. In an effort to wage revenge on the nation, with their brainwashed sidekick Potator under their wing, the trio hijack television stations worldwide and broadcast mind-numbingly stupid and ridiculous, yet insane and often violent programs to dumb down and distract the nation’s citizens from their devious plans. The tube tells the story...

Private Johnny Less, codename: Ramboner is out for a Sunday stroll through Mellowsville when the local sheriff, Chief Beheiny, decides to have some fun with him. It may be the last mistake Beheiny ever makes! Even with the advice of Col. Robert Young, can the law stop the man whom combat excites?

Ramboner is back! When his good friend, Col. Robert Young is kidnapped by a Nazi general and an Iranian terrorist, Ramboner hits the trail with an unwilling President Grimm as bait for a switch! Watch Ramboner fight everyone! The man whom combat excites is definitely back for more!

One soldier's fight for survival in Britain's war for the Falkland Islands. A true story.

When Dr. Walter Hall creates a drug that turns men into rampaging creatures, the government forces him to continue his unorthodox experiments. Coerced by the authorities, he injects the serum into an unsuspecting derelict and unleashes an unspeakable terror upon the community-a monster-part man - part reptile...part alien. Now twenty years later, the creature has resurfaced and Dr. Hall must literally put the devil to rest by reopening the old experiment by once again confronting the evil he knows as...VILE 21.

When some college students get together for a hot tub party, they're shocked to find out that their party is being crashed by some tiny, uninvited guests who are hungry for flesh - human flesh.

Edmund Kemper, cannibal and necrophiliac, mercilessly murdered his grandparents at the age of 15. Rejected by his parents and hating his mother, he killed eight more victims a few years later in a fit of madness. After rape, his supreme pleasure was to dissect and decapitate the corpses he ate...

Exploitation demigod James Bryan’s massively entertaining, decapitation-fueled shot-on-video horror masterpiece about a jungle hotel haunted by kill-crazy ghosts in loin cloths, shot in 1990 and unreleased until THIS VERY MOMENT

The mustachioed misogynistic maniac leaves half-eaten pears behind at the scene of his crimes, potentially leading to his downfall.

Suicide School Girls

Was given 5 million dollars to make a movie but spent it on crack. This is the movie...

Young women are being kidnapped by a rich sleazebag and his goons and are taken to a farm. At night they are forced to sleep on a barn floor. During the day, they are at the mercy of a sadistic dominatrix who dresses in leather outfits and forces them to behave like horses. This video uses footage from Pony Girl (1985) and Pony Girl Number Two (1985), with Traci Lords edited out of the proceedings despite the fact there's no X-rated material in the original tapes.

Family and workers on a farm are being stalked by a Sasquatch-like creature known as "The Black River Monster".