Los musicales son una mierda

Werther

When eccentric candy man Willy Wonka promises a lifetime supply of sweets and a tour of his chocolate factory to five lucky kids, penniless Charlie Bucket seeks the golden ticket that will make him a winner.

Guy meets his ex-girlfriend in a bar in his attempt to get her back.

A woman in the midst of a devastating breakup is invited to her ex-boyfriend's apartment to return his keys. However upon arriving, she discovers she has been stood up. Left to her own devices in his empty apartment, she decides to revel in the nostalgic trappings of a place that once felt like home. In an unexpected turn of events, she is forced to confront her present when someone suddenly returns home and finds her in a compromising state.

A documentary chronicle of one of our greatest directors.

Two noble women, bored of their lives, disguise themselves as country wenches and go to the market at Richmond Fair, where two young farmers fall in love with them.

Fahri is haunted by the spirit of his ex-lover, Amira, who is still demanding responsibility. In the waltz, Amira reminds Fahri of the mistakes he made in the past.

Late one Christmas Eve on a routine mission for Santa, holiday adventurers Peter Bell and Hark the Herald Angel find their cheer-charged, jingle-bringin', major-chord-musical talents are sorely needed to remind a young girl what the season is all about!

A highly superstitious young man recounts an awkward first date to his best friend.

Camilla is a karmic astrologer. She believes in past lives and reincarnation, but her karma keeps her away from Jean... until a revelation changes the course of events.

German silent film operetta (Filmoperette)

In turn of the century London, a magical nanny employs music and adventure to help two neglected children become closer to their father.

Kazakh journalist Borat Sagdiyev travels to America to make a documentary. As he zigzags across the nation, Borat meets real people in real situations with hysterical consequences. His backwards behavior generates strong reactions around him exposing prejudices and hypocrisies in American culture.

Drew's dad owns a dojo. She's a pretty good boxer... her boyfriend, Freddie, isn't so the two sneak a practice in after hours. Drew's a tough girl but tonight she broke down into a million pieces. She became the punching bag... to thin air? Distraught she runs away and drops her keys in the process. Freddie picks them up and hides them away... she has the car started and is begging Freddie to jump ship with her. Freddie doesn't disobey - he runs after but feels goosebumps at the door. There's something there and Freddie's gonna kick its ass someway, somehow.

Sutton Foster takes over City Center—filling it with her indomitable spirit for a concert with her friends that celebrates their connections to the historic theater and reflects on the challenges facing all of us. Bring Me to Light reunites Foster with fellow Encores! cast members Raúl Esparza and Joaquina Kalukango, City Center alum Kelli O’Hara, and Wren Rivera—Foster’s student at Ball University. Together, they enliven City Center with the hope of what lies ahead through performances of music theater favorites from Anyone Can Whistle, Camelot, Oklahoma!, South Pacific, Violet, The Wild Party, and more. Accompanied by Music Director Michael Rafter (piano) and Matt Hinkley (guitar), Bring Me to Light is directed by Leigh Silverman, with Jeanine Tesori serving as Creative Producer.

A hilarious and terrifying statement that society is being corrupted by materialism and greed.

A Chinese fantasy singsong film.

On a trip to Los Angeles to visit a new flame, Anna finds herself lost, stoned and alone… or is she?

A young woman struggling by as a street performer is noticed for her enchanting voice.

Take them to your leader. When sexy Moon Maidens invade the bodies of three earth women, they learn the meaning of human sexuality.