Nite Time Creatures

"God watches out for dummies. He's got both eyes on them." Anyone who is young at heart and loves to laugh will enjoy this off-the-wall, melodramatic-styled comedy. Jack and Milo, both in their forties, with about the same IQ, are left to fend for themselves for the first time. They get a loan from the bank and lend the money to the Mafia for big interest. As the Morons go to collect their first interest, their dream of easy money becomes a nightmare. The Mafia demands $500 every week or their lives. They try one money making scheme after another to dodge death. Their only hope is that their stupidity will save them.

In Japan, the vampire-hunter Saya, who is a powerful original, is sent by her liaison with the government, David, posed as a teenage student to the Yokota High School on the eve of Halloween to hunt down vampires. Saya asks David to give a new katana to her. Soon she saves the school nurse Makiho Amano from two vampires disguised of classmates and Makiho witnesses her fight against the powerful demon.

A storybook video that revisits the classic tale of Little Red Riding Hood years after Red's terrifying ordeal with the Big Bad Wolf. Venturing into an enchanted forest to meet her lover, Red again finds herself in harm's way when the unexpected befalls her.

Upon a stay in his grandparent's countryside house, young writer Matt begins to encounter strange happenings as he attempts to write his first novel.

Dr. Clayton Forrester figures he can rule the world if he deadens his subjects' brains by making them endure terrible movies. Exploiting his access to nearby satellite-dwellers Mike Nelson and his robot pals, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo, Forrester makes them watch "This Island Earth", a cheesy 1950s spaceship film. But when Mike and friends make funny comments throughout the movie and others that follow, Forrester's plan looks increasingly flimsy.

Jean-Jacques Garbo is deeply dismayed by his wife's infidelity when he suddenly has inklings of another love affair.

A wife reveals to her younger husband that she is having an affair.

After the death of his father, Kawasaki is dragged on a journey by his friends. The mission is to scatter the ashes of the deceased in Ibiza's sea. The problem is, Kawasaki knows nothing of this plan. And the boys are absolutely miserably prepared.

A group of teenagers decide to follow the path that Althea, an old witch, took, before her disappearance. They find a tunnel, and when they enter, it's not what they think.

In Los Angeles, a colorful assortment of bohemians try to make sense of their intersecting lives. The moody Dark Smith, his bisexual girlfriend, her lesbian lover and their shy gay friend plan on attending the wildest party of the year. But they'll only make it if they can survive the drug trips, suicides, trysts, mutilations and alien abductions that occur as one surreal day unfolds.

Blast off to the 80s with RiffTrax Live: Space Mutiny! Mike, Bill, and Kevin riffed this cult classic low-budget space opera live in Nashville. Now you can watch the show from the comfort of your own home, or space golf cart, if you have one of those. This is the Big McLargeHugest show you'll ever own. It's a brand new riff, completely different from the original MST3K episode. The show stars with a live riffing of The Magic Shop, a hilariously weird short that's somehow based on a story by H.G. Wells. Also included: pre-show slides and more bonus material! Also also included: Kevin wearing a shiny space muumuu you won't soon forget.

Tales of the Bizarre: 2011 Spring Special

In a far-future time ruled by the supernatural, a young girl requests the help of a vampire hunter to kill the vampire who has bitten her and thus prevent her from becoming a vampire herself.

In her first stand-up special, Özge Özel confronts societal norms and embracing her identity onstage. Through humor, she tackles every defining subject that she did not choose - her mixed ethnicity, dating mishaps, and mental health while delivering laughs and poignant insights. It's a comedic manifesto for living unapologetically and finding humor in life's challenges.

Padraig, a guilt laden and grief stricken man seeks the help of an eccentric carpenter, John, to help him build a coffin for his already dead and buried wife. As Padraig works with John he begins to discover an ancient hidden world of magic and mythology that has its sinister roots planted deep in the island of Ireland.

A film crew follows ex-mobster "Cookie", the first person ever inserted into the Federal Witness Protection Program, as he is kicked out 50 years later. With his life no longer protected and bankrolled by the government he now has to learn how to survive on his own.

Sam's fear of her childhood home is brought to light when her ageing father claims there is another presence in the house.

When Cam returns her movies late to the video store, she finds out that she has to pay her late fees - with her life.

A soldier’s homecoming takes a dark turn when he forgets to take an experimental medication, triggering a deadly descent into animalistic madness. What was supposed to be a relaxing lake house getaway with friends becomes a fight for survival, testing the limits of love and sanity.

Four young friends with fracturing relationships take a camping trip to Southern Utah in order to escape an ecological disaster up North. Alone in the desert, they begin to suspect that their reality might not be as it seems, and soon realize they’re being observed by a mysterious cosmic force.