LOVE BITS

德云社纲丝节相声大会 2016

At the Victor Hugo High School, French teacher Leïla Al Bachir has called a disciplinary hearing for one of her students: Simon Petit. In her quest to find a fair sanction for Simon, she realises her workplace is in serious trouble.

The short film for Kelsea Ballerini's Grammy nominated album Rolling Up the Welcome Mat.

Strawberry Lemonade spends the first week of the college semester with Cole - a despondent young man struggling to connect with others who want nothing more than breezy relationships and to be left alone. When Cole clicks with an enigmatic girl, they form a romantic relationship that crescendos into a bloody nightmare.

Slaughterhouse owner Werner Haas has a ton of slaughter waste dumped on his front lawn in the middle of the night. Fuming mad, he files charges against unknown persons and foolishly sets something in motion that can’t be stopped.

Going to rest in the Bucegi mountains, the worker Ilie meets other colleagues involved in different sports. Not being into physical activities, he tries to avoid the others by pretending he is a famous sportsman.

Yaz is a popular top model and known for her fondness for nightlife. After meeting Uzay, the director of the film she auditioned for, the duo experience a love pain that they will never forget.

What color represents 'Love'? Should it be the purest of colors--therefore, white? Or does everyone have their own color that signifies 'Love'? Is saying 'I Love You' merely three words often said without consideration, or is it a promise of commitment by which one should abide? A blizzard and a box of gifts change Dong's life. Safeguarding him with compassion is the person that he has grown up with, and the person he longs for, but every time their paths cross, the outcome is never the one for which they yearn. What does destiny hold for them?

Jane's father favors one of her suitors, her mother another one, and Jane a third one. She gets the first two suitors to have a boxing match to determine the best man, while she and her favored suitor elope.

Bart prepares a nerd and erotic surprise for Sofia, in Valentine's Day. A hot and exclusive experience for two... until the doorbell rings.

The male owner lived with his parents. One day, he went home and bumped into a strange woman to take a bath in his own house. It turned out to be the daughter of his father's friend. Seeing that the two were of the same age, the man wanted to associate with her, but she did not want to. The man even sneaked into her room and sneaked into her underwear, and was discovered by her mother. In fact, the father of the man is also an old-colored stick. The girl like this daughter is also a child.

The comet happens to meet a high school alumni ceremony in the neighborhood. Two nice people to live in the neighborhood will go to the house of the comet. Comet's wife, Eun-hee, prepares for the ceremony, and three drinks together. The next day, a formal friend invites his wife Eun-hee to the house of a friend who confronts him at first sight, confessing his own heart, but she does not accept it. After a while, the ceremony sees the comet's cheating, takes the scene and shows it to Eunhee. Eun-hee, who felt betrayal, wants to accept a friendly heart...

Daniel has a misunderstanding with a witch and recieves an interesting curse;

Everyone thinks new recruit Hansel is too small to be a K-9 dog, but when a greedy package thief is ruining the holidays, little Officer Hansel must go on a mission to catch him and save Christmas.

Loriot, whose real name was Bernhard-Viktor Christoph-Carl von Bülow, or Vicco von Bülow for short (1923-2011), is considered to have been the greatest and most versatile German comedian of the twentieth century. From 1976 to 1978, Radio Bremen commissioned his six-part television series “Loriot”, in which live action skits alternated with short animated sketches. The series is believed to be the highpoint of Loriot’s television work and was to establish his cult status; it has long been an integral part of German cultural heritage.

Lair is exhausted. He can no longer drink, his wife is dead, and all he gets for his 80th birthday is a visit from his daughter's insufferable family and a lousy cake. But when he casts them out of his house, he receives a tempting call from the beyond.

As Nessa and the Wests head to Essex to spend Christmas with the Shipmans, Gavin and Stacey have a startling announcement to make.

Masz ci los!

When Max, trans queen Aria’s found brother and the love of artist Jay’s life, is ruthlessly slaughtered by a shadowy cult in a ritual to summon a cadre of demons, two friends will follow a mysterious note promising answers and hit the road. Together they will slay the demons that oppose them, perform at drag gigs, make uncertain allies, and uncover a conspiracy of prejudice and self-hatred, that leads closer to home than they’d ever imagined. A bloody, demon-infested road movie about the power of claiming one’s identity and the importance of chosen family, Satranic Panic exposes the hypocrisy of the status quo with biting wit, killer drag, and incredible tits.

My Funny Valentine